October 16th, 2009
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page 42

Page 42 of This is Not a Book is missing. Many readers/users have attempted to explain what has happened to it, (you can read the entries here). A most interesting response showed up this morning, and from that it seems a bit of a duel has begun.
from: John
Ok, here’s what really happened to page 42. President Bill Clinton was the 42nd president. He was also a democrat. Now JFK was also a democrat. So naturally page 42 has the answers to who assassinated him, and was therefore removed by someone trying to cover it up. Now JFK was also a Catholic. And you know how Catholics are big into holy relics and such. Well, him being Catholic and all, page 42 would obviously have the wereabouts of the Holy Grail. Now Hitler, was big into collecting religious artifacts. Made him think God was on his side. The USA was in WW2 in 1942. SO on page 42 is the answer to where Hitlers body is, AND the real reason why Germany lost the war. Now being that the USA was in the war in 1942, it would also include the secrets to what is ACTUALLY contained, at area 51. And since area 51 is 9 numbers higher than 42, John Lenin is also involved. Now John Lenin was british. SO in conclusion, on page 42 describes in detail why bill cheated on his wife, ! who assassinated jfk, where the holy grail is, where hitllers body is, what is contained at area 51, and why John Lenin was such a great rocker. It all boils down to this. The Queen of England, was in fact black mailing Bill Clinton to cheat on his wife, she also is old enough to remember the JFK assassination, and also had a hand in the act, and that she is also hiding the Holy Grail from the catholic church because they are protistant, also she is the one who taught John a thing or 2 about rock, but it was her mother who saved the body of Hitler, and buried it, AND hidden at area 51 is page 42 because, the government doesnt want the public to know how much Britain is gaining back her lost colonies. So in conclusion, page 42 is located at area 51, because the queen of england is trying to retake the USA.
and then from Hayden Fletcher
Page 42 contains only one thing. It does not show why Bill cheated on his wife. It does not show who assassinated JFK. It does not show where the Holy Grail is (duh…Indiana Jones knows that…why don’t you ask him, instead of bothering poor Page 42?). It does not show what is contained at Area 51 (Indy knows this one too…go ask him). And it most certainly is not dead.
Page 42 contains only one thing. That one thing is a picture of a bunch of Scrabble letters laid out on a rock in the middle of a forest which spell out the following question:
What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
Now, as to what happened to Page 42. Zaphod accidentally dropped it on his way to the restroom at Milliway’s. It was then eaten by a Mattress.
And that’s that.

You are hereby invited to get in on the ensuing debate. The future of the universe depends on the answer.

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