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The town shopkeeper Mr. Gentry would weep, old farmer Wiggins would
weep, his daughter Eloise would weep, even the birds and the animals would
stop their scurrying and weep. It happened so often that the local
store had to stock up on tissue just to keep up with the demand.
Carl would roam from town to town, spreading joy as he went.
One day while farmer Wiggins was planting some seeds in his field, he heard some rather cranky sounding voices through the bushes. He peered over and saw two rather mean looking fellows with dark eyes and a scowls on their faces. He immediately recognized them as Black Bob and his evil cohort Jimmy the Quick. Their faces could be seen all over town on posters that said “$50 reward for capture”. No one had ever been able to catch the nasty scoundrels, it was said that they were so mean even the local sheriff had hid from them to avoid their evil glare. Farmer Wiggins jumped up and quickly ran to warn everyone in the town. That night the townspeople gathered to try to figure out if there was anything they could do to get rid of Black Bob and Jimmy the Quick. But the townspeople were not fighting people and it seemed that they were all very afraid of these men whose evil glare was said to stop anyone in their tracks and make them cower in fear. (insert knee shaking and teeth chattering sounds here.) Just when the townspeople had given up all hope, they heard a familiar sound in the distance. It was the voice of Carl! As he approached the townspeople asked him to help with their plight. Carl thought for a moment and said, “But what can I a simple cowboy do? All I have is a rope and my horse.” At that moment they heard footsteps approaching and the most evil and despicable voice they had ever heard, “Who here wants to deal with me, Black Bob, the most sinister outlaw in the county?” The townspeople cowered in fear, not wanting to look into the face with that evil glare. Carl turned to face Black Bob, he stared into those dark eyes not knowing what to do. I could try to rope him, Carl thought. But I’m not very good with a rope. I would probably miss and make him angry. Maybe I could try and make friends with him, ask him to stay for dinner. But one look into that face told Carl that Black Bob’s heart was as cold as a frozen creek in the wintertime. Suddenly, all at once Carl knew what he had to do, the only thing he could do, it was worth a shot. He began to sing… The words flowed out of Carl’s mouth and into the ears of Black Bob
and Jimmy the Quick like syrup onto hot pancakes. Slowly something
changed in those dark eyes, they became a bit softer, kinder. Black Bob’s
lower lip began to tremble. His whole body shook for a moment and
he then broke out into huge wailing sobs. Black Bob dropped to his
knees and begged Carl to stop. Carl sang on. Black Bob clasped
his hand to his chest as if his heart was going to break, buckets of tears
flowed from his eyes.
Then a stranger thing happened…he started to sing along. On and on they sang, the townspeople passed around many boxes of Tissue. Black Bob and Jimmy the Quick hugged each other, the evil in them had burst into a million pieces during the first few notes of Carl’s song. Together they all wept with joy, the town had been saved. That evening the townspeople thanked Carl by having a huge dinner in his honor. They asked him to stay in the town and be an honorary sheriff. But Carl refused, he loved the open field and sitting under the stars at night, nothing could keep him from that. And later that evening he strode off into the sunset, him and Spud, singing as they went. After a two month stint in the local jail, Black Bob and Jimmy the quick
became regular performers at the local saloon. Their two man show
can been seen every night at 7pm. Tissue will be provided free of
charge.
Illustration Notes: Page 1. Cast of characters.
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